What would it be like to be punched in the face by a mountain? Step into the ring with Goard, and he’ll make sure you’re the first to know. When the Centrized first arrived and realized taking this planet would be a real challenge, they began adding some soldiers to their ranks, starting with those who were already evil on Crypta, and then making a few of their own. Goard is a case of the latter, a creature crafted by Iratus from the side of a Deskarus cliff and held together by some of the densest crypto in the known universe. This crypto’s energy is so immense, it not only holds his unimaginably heavy arms with ease, but it can swing them around with blinding speed. I know what you’re thinking: just knock him over! But simply trying to push Goard off his feet has claimed more than a few lives. Goard may well be the Centrized perfect warrior—he has no past, no prejudice, no lust for power. He is instead an amoral hunk of earth and crypto that wants nothing more than to make Iratus, his creator, proud. So if you see him coming, you should probably hide. Running just makes him angry.